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May 29th, 2009

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February 14th, 2009

11:53 am - You Had to Expect This Post From Me... Ok I am so over the Octo Lady. I don't want her to open her stupid mouth again...Yes we could go on and on about many different things...here are my few points on it. 1) Shut up, your whole family, shut up-don't ever talk to the press you dip shits 2) Your whiny ass is talking about how you wanted a big family b/c yours was a small dysfunctional one. Uh dippy, who's house are you raising your 14 fucking kids in? 3) Just shut up. Nuff said... Current Mood: infuriated

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January 17th, 2009

07:58 pm - Things I didn't know about myself.... http://www.100factsabout.com/Kristin/Ghbeish/female Current Mood: content

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December 23rd, 2008

10:30 pm - gakked from rosewtr Good thing I am still bendy n stuff... Jolly old St Nicholas, Lean your strmonkey this way. Don't you tell a single soul What I'm going to say. Jolly Old St Nicholas from the Christmas Song Generator. Get your own song : Current Mood: devious

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11:34 am - Things I Never Thought I Would Hear This is all from Nubbin 1.0 (add lots of drama to voice) "Ow ie Momma!!! I need nuts" A typical potty chat w/my daughter "Nubbin 1.0 did you poopy? You stinky". "No Momma I no poopy". "Nubbin then what's this in your diaper sweetie"? "No poopy Momma, code brown Momma". I guess that one is my fault because I have always said that I hate it when they tag team code brown me or oh man you code browned me darn it! Yesterday was the first day she called me by my name and not Momma...that was weird. Current Mood: amused Current Music: The Fanatic

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December 18th, 2008

10:35 am - Watching Empathy Grow This is my moment and place to brag. I am very happy to say that at least one of my children has a lot of empathy at a young age. If you ask Nubbin 1.0 "Are you happy?" she will tell you if she is or not. If she is crying I will ask her and her reply will be "I am not happy Momma", I always ask her how can Momma fix it (yes damn it I always refer to my Momma self as the third person-I hate it). She usually requests snuggles. If you tell her that you are sad, she will stop what ever she is doing and run over and give you hugs and snuggles. I hope to god that w/this much empathy so young she doesn't turn into a damn vegan! But for now she confirms "Oh I love meat Momma" quite often...lets keep that going little one. Current Mood: blank

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December 1st, 2008

10:36 pm - Stolen from a good souce Uh I have really bad news, I don't think I should be getting ANY points for giving anyone one of my kidneys. I mean really here, I usually tell people, "I love you so much I would never give you one of my kidneys". Mine make boulders...6 mm to be exact! Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I stole scendan's purse (-30 points). In January I gave lil_nugget a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for madbaker (10 points). In November I helped naadhira across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been nice (946 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, strmonkey Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: Current Mood: pessimistic

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November 4th, 2008

09:58 am - I love the process of it Yes I love to vote. I love that I my daughter sees me do it. I love to think about the women that fought for this right. I love, that in my own way, I can hear those women cheer me on while I do vote. This year was really cool, they even had a "kids vote" table and they asked me if Nubbin 1.0 wanted to vote. When we sat down to do it I told her, my two year old, this is where we pick the next president, who do you want sweetie? She pointed to the picture of Obama...so I marked that one for her. She even got her own "kids vote" sticker. I was very proud of her to make her voice "heard" whether or not I agreed with her, it's HER VOICE. Current Mood: impressed

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October 28th, 2008

05:47 am - Teething hell While I know many people on my LJ don't have kids, you have family members that do, so you all understand the term "Teething Hell". Well yet again w/Nubbin 2.0 has decided he wants to Keep Up w/Big Sister. Her background is to have 6 teeth by 6 months old and a full set by a year old. Well I will say I thought and was teasing him b/c he was slow on the uptake for spitting out teeth. Well he is back on track...he is cutting 3 teeth at the same time and it's been total hell for me. The drooling, the snot, and the all around crankyness has been driving me nuts. Put brandy on the gums you say HELL NO, give that to Momma and add a fucking 5 mg Valium please! He popped out one yesterday, one this morning AND I expect the top one any moment! This is officially teething hell... Current Mood: annoyed

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October 27th, 2008

01:35 pm - Saying thank you... We have been having issues w/our espresso machine Miss Tea (pronounced Tee-Uh) so our very nice neighbor, who works on them for a living has been trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with it. Poor guy has put many hours into to. In exchange my hot geek man went up to their house to fix their network connection in exchange...too him about 45 minutes to fix. So to make up for it I decided to make dinner for their family...chicken pot pies and Sticky Toffee Puddin. Ok they both rocked long time and everyone was very happy and full for the most part. They have two teen daughters that always offer to baby sit the Nubbins. The funny thing was that they didn't want to play w/Nubbin 1.0 they wanted to sit at the table and talk to the adults. It was funny to watch the Princess just about jump out of her diapers to get their attention and get them to play w/her. The parent units were not bothered by this, in fact when Nubbin was starting to mimic the 16 year old she got flat out annoyed w/her father telling her "get used to it". Yeah my daughter gets on your nerves for a few hours and you want me to leave her with you? I don't think so sparkey! Current Mood: sleepy

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October 23rd, 2008

06:22 am - And Along Came a Spider And the little fuck didn't sit next to me either. Let's start from the beginning shall we? Ok great...it's 4 ish am and my lovely son Nubbin 2.0 has decided not to go back to sleep after eating and decides to cry like a little baby. Oh wait he is, almost 8 months to be exact. So I am trying the official "Mommy wants you to shut up and go back to sleep" back pat and walk in the bedroom in the dark w/moments of sitting in the rocking chair to no avail. Nubbin 2.0 wants to wine about something...so I walk more, in the dark. As I am doing this I kinda step on something, I think it's just a sock or a spit rag on the floor, I don't think anything of it because I want the kidlet to go back to sleep so I can. So needless to say as I am walking more I step on something again, this time I get a stinging feeling and I slap my foot and then decide to turn on the light....AAAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Poor Baba looks over and says "I think it's a type of tarantula". I give him the kid and thank god he stops crying. We then decide I should go to the ER because I have no idea what type of spider it is. We were able to bring it with us. Well that was the fastest I have ever been in an ER in my life, except when I was 8 mos preggo and passing kidney stones...they thought I was in labor-that was funny. After hearing the nurses scream and gasp and even hear, "If that had bit me in the middle of the night I would have called 911 and had the SWAT team come out and kill it". That one got me laughing! The good news is that it's just a wood spider, big and ugly, but harmless. Not painless or not itchy but I won't die or get really sick from it. The Dr was cute when he said to just take some Benadryl for the itching. Oh great I have two small kids and you want me on that stuff? Just call CPS now Mr. Smartikiss. So the moral of our story is "spider suck in the house" and "you don't pay rent and your icky so you must die". Current Mood: distressed Current Music: Nubbin 2.0 cooing, best sound in the world

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August 28th, 2008

04:03 pm - Well, I Never Heard This One... So being a Mom of two totally amazingly gorgeous children (I am told this by many, so it's not just me being all Mom-n-shit) I had someone come up to me and ask me (about Nubbin 2.0) "What kind of baby is it?" I very politely said what anyone of my sarcastic nature would say..."Klingon". I swear she didn't even notice what I said. She went on and on about crap I really didn't care about so I didn't listen. I love that little man even if he was human or Klingon and god people are stupid-that has GOT to stop shocking me so much. Current Mood: devious

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July 24th, 2008

08:22 am - Good bye to youuuuuuu....... Meaning what? I say good bye to my size 6 clothes. I loved you when you were here but you haven't touched my skin in many years. I finally did it, I clean out my closet. I had a good 95% packed up anyway because the past few years I have been wearing that sexy maternity clothes...oh hot hot hot. Well I needed the space from the boxes in the laundry room and the space in my closet. It's sad to say good bye to clothes I loved and wished I could wear again but alas my ass won't listen and I must say good bye. All I can say is "here comes the new closet" and only the stuff that fits me will go in. Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: Nubbin 1.0 cooing/talking, it's very sweet

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08:16 am - Good by to youuuuuuu....... Meaning what? I say good bye to my size 6 clothes. I loved you when you were here but you haven't touched my skin in many years. I finally did it, I clean out my closet. I had a good 95% packed up anyway because the past few years I have been wearing that sexy maternity clothes...oh hot hot hot. Well I needed the space from the boxes in the laundry room and the space in my closet. It's sad to say good bye to clothes I loved and wished I could wear again but alas my ass won't listen and I must say good bye. All I can say is "here comes the new closet" and only the stuff that fits me will go in. Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: Nubbin 1.0 cooing/talking, it's very sweet

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July 21st, 2008

10:05 am - I was accosted this morning Something you really don't expect, even me, a mom of two under two. I was in the shower, minding my own business when all of a sudden I hear this "Hi Momma, BUNNY!!!!" and the next thing I know Nubbin 2.0 throws her stuffed dog/bunny thing in the shower at me! I am adjusting slowly to being a SAHM but I really wasn't ready for Attack of the Killer DogBunny. Current Mood: awake

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July 3rd, 2008

09:34 am - In My Space In my space right now is ugly. While I have a wonderful life and everything I have ever wanted, I am miserable. Not to confuse anyone, it's called post par tum depression, or the baby blues. I truly hate feeling like this, but this is my life and I will get thru it w/the love of patience of my friends and family. My random thoughts: The death of my father is hitting me oober hard this year. I think because he will never meet his 4 wonderful grandchildren (my brother has too kids) and that so sucks. Yes my father was a bit of an ass but he was still my father No matter how loud I blast either Bon Jovi or Sammy Hagar, it's still a frikin mommy van. The one thing I said I would never own. If that isn't contributing to the depression I don't know what is?!!! I think I need to go back to work, this constant Mommy thing is the worst best job in the world and I have a hard time doing it full time for a length of time. Acid Reflux in infants sucks eggs. As does colic. Current Mood: numb

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June 25th, 2008

02:39 pm - Memo to the world I just wanted to put the world on notice. This is to hope that the "Drama Llama" that I have following me leaves me alone this holiday. A simple holiday but a holiday that for the past two years has been filled w/drama... July 4, 2006-kidney stones while being 35 weeks pregnant. I could hear the fireworks from the hospital. Note to self ask for more meds so I can sleep in the hospital. July 4, 2007-Found out that I was pregnant AGAIN w/o even trying. Note to self, kill Baba it's all his fault, he did this to me. July 4, 2008-quiet, nothing just...nothing-a personal request. Current Mood: hopeful

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02:21 pm - Three Things Meme gakked from many Rules: Post 3 things you've done that you believe nobody else on your F-list has done. Indulge in remorse if someone calls you out on a listed item. 1) Was a trophy girl at Baylands Raceway before it closed. 2) Passed kidney stones while pregnant 4 times-not a recommended item by the way! 3) Went to the Sydney Zoo, which is still my favorite zoo so far. Current Mood: hungry

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May 30th, 2008

05:35 pm - See Why I Don't Work for The IRS Anymore... In the dark ages, how would strmonkey die? You would die on the battlefield, defending the country that taxed you and exploited your labour for the luxury of the nobility. Oh boy! 'How would you die in the dark ages?' at QuizGalaxy.com Current Mood: blah

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May 16th, 2008

10:58 am - And so it starts... Ok you would think that only boys do this...I was SO wrong! Let's start from the beginning shall we? A few days ago Amirah has be "digging for gold" on her left nostril. I didn't think much about it, she had been getting over a cold. Well Wed night she was screaming owie my nose and we gave her a wipe to help her, she seemed ok w/it for a time. Well this morning after her bath/my shower I noticed the biggest boogie in her nostril. I tried to wipe it out w/a tissue-nope just crept back up so I got some tweezers and that kept pushing it back up...WTH? So after many attempts and having Amirah blow hard I got it out w/the tweezers...it was a 1/4 inch green bean!!!! Yes I can hear the collective "eeeeewwww" from you all. So I am here to tell you all, no only boys do this stuff, my little princess does too! Current Mood: surprised Current Music: Finding Nemo movie...

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